Pat Jordan Band: News

My parents, although it's just the two of them in the home, have people clean the house on a weekly basis. It's funny. They don't make a mess, they don't even produce that much garbage (I know this because I take it out for them on tuesday nights). Funniest part is, however, that the people that clean the house at my parents' are the same that clean my best friends' parents' house. My favorite part is, when I walk into their house and I see our cleaning friends, they are struck with the most interesting look on their face... as if to say
"Have I seen that chubby handsome man freeloading at another client's house? Is he the one that sleeps late, steals food, sleeps shirtless and has an akward patch of back hair? By golly, he's familiar!!!!??
Last night was Valentine's Day. There's a girl I would have liked to spend it with, however, she wanted to nail those plans down ten days ago...that ain't me. If she would have called last night and wanted to hang, I would have dropped it all just for her company, but that's not how she's wound. She's wound good, no doubt, but always too busy with the next before enjoying what's sitting in her lap, however rare and fleeting. Happy Valentine's Day sweet thing.
And oh yeah, we made a record this weekend. You might like it. Call me. I'm more inclined to share feelings these days than I've been in a while.

For those of you who may not know, Pat Jordan of the Pat Jordan Band has recntly developed quite penchant for archeology. We caught up with him near the Sacramento Delta where he explained his new found facination for fossils and the like.
"I like old shit, ya know? Kinda cool, right? "
Cool indeed. There we were, betwixit a bed of toolies and the levy, where low and behold, we came upon a dinosaur egg!! The hatchling eluded us as it narrowly escaped into the muddy waters of the delta, but the egg, my god, the egg is glorious!
Pat will be exposing his dinosaur egg this weekend for all to see. (probably between 12:30 and 1:30am). It will be presented at the band's favorite watering holes such as Portofino's, Ausiello's, Russian River Brew Co, The Round Robin, and the Trophy Room.
Please be discreet when asking to view Pat's dinosaur egg. As he would love to whip it out for you, he equally would like to keep it nestled and protected in it's special sack. he explains "I want the world to see my dinosaur egg, but I want to keep it warm and preserved for generations. I mean, this could be sitting on the mantle of my children's children! I want people to know that I am more than just a kid with a guitar and a drinking problem who has 3 drinks and stares at all the girls' butts all night. I have a passion for other stuff too, you know? (hey barkeep another whiskey)"
Pat, we do know. And we thank you. Be sure to see that dinosaur egg this weekend, folks.
Yay, Pat Jordan Band.

Being that it is the last day of 2005, we would like to take a second to thank all of you who have made it to our shows to support us. We seriously could not do it without you. 2006 is going to be a big year for us, and we look forward sharing the good times. HNY!

Hi. So, this is real. This is my life. You should say something.
I lost my paycheck. Son of a bitch!
Here's what I'm thinking. If you see me this weekend give me a dollar, Ok? I'll do whatever you want. Foot rub? Do your windows? Do your front? Your back? Just give me the dollar, OK? It's just a dollar you stingy chump.
I'm sorry. Now I'm projecting. This is about me. Not you, OK?
Also in lieu (sp?) of money here is stuff that I like:

1. Miller Light
2. Kettle One Vodka
3. Meat between two pieces of bread
4.D'Addarrio guitar strings (mediums .13-.56)
5. "She-meat"
6. Taquitos
7. Yoo-hoo Chocolate Drink
8. Rump
9. Peet's Coffe
10. Dimples
11. Girls who cuss like sailors

Thank you for your time. BUY ME SOMETHING!!

Friday after Thanksgiving was absolutely DYNAMITE!! Thank you to American Drag, who rocked out and brought tons of happy peeps. Mostly? Thanks to everybody who came to listen.
We do our best to thank you guys for coming out, but we want you to know that, for the most part, we are empowered by YOU. You make the great show and you give us the confidence to rock. I've said it a hundred times, but without all you people that come out, we'd be doing this anyway, but we'd be by ourselves in a garage.
Let us know what we can do for you...but no naked pictures of Dallas, Justin has all those and he refuses to give them up.
But again, thank you. A million.
And as far as we're concerned, you better get your seatbelt on, with you seat in the locked, and upright position, because it starts now. For all of us. We'll see you front row at the big ones.

We, being the Pat Jordan Band, are in need of some photos. We are looking for pictures of us playing and just haging out. Feel free to send them to jb@patjordanband.com. A really good picture will get you on the guest list to our next show and be deeply appreciated. Thanks for your help.

you may have noticed that our website has been down for some time now.
for this we apologize. the credit card used to pay for the domain was
misplaced and cancelled. and in this day an age of automatic billing,
this means that thousands of fans (dozens at the least) were deprived
of a pat jordan band presence on the internet for far too long.

also, to the good people at bank of america, and visa, who were
inconvenienced with the request of a new credit card. we understand
that this requires the credit card number to be changed, the
fabrication of the actual card, and the mailing of said card. we
apologize for any trouble we may have caused your corportation.

we would also like to apologize to our mothers. without their support
and love, this band would not exist, and we would all be working at gas
stations. we know how they fanatically check our website for updates,
and our absence may have been quite traumatic to these strong and
beautiful women. to you, we express a deep and honest regret for being
gone too long from the internet.

it would be remiss to not apologize to gas station employees at this
point. you do our country, nay, our planet, a great service each and
every day by providing our cars with fuel, our commutes with coffee,
and when we are lost, clear and concise directions to our destinations.
also, we apologize to gas station owners, refinery workers, tanker
captains, oil company executives, and the many men and women who work
the oil fields all over the world, delivering us all a source of heat,
light, and as mentioned before, fuel. we didn't mean to offend anyone
and we regret any hurt we caused.

finally, there are not words to express how awful we feel about the
affect our "hiatus" may have had on victims of hurricane katrina,
hurricane wilma, and any and all other natural disasters that have
recently, or ever, occured. in your time of need, we weren't there, and
we are sorry.

we hope you will forgive us for having left you with no way to get the
latest pat jordan band information, and that you will continue to visit
this site for decades to come. this unfortunate event was a once in a
lifetime occurence, and those responsible have been shot.

your friends and lovers,
the pat jordan band.

Well, the site is back up. Sorry about the down time, but here we are again. Hope to see you at some of our upcoming shows!

Friday. Trip out to Marysville was long and eventful. Its really amazing how having special passes at a concert can really make you feel like someone important. Being 5 rows back, in the center, can evoke that feeling as well. Maybe one day we'll be able to play an ampitheater, pack the house, and have band geeks like me waiting in line to meet us. I'll tell you what. If it happens, we want you there right by our sides.
I know its a dream, but like they say.... dont stop believing.

Word on the streets is the PJB may be hitting one of the local studios to cut an EP. As of right now, it will have six songs on it and, of course, its going to rock. However, dont seek to soon, as we like to take it slow and get things done right.
In other news, Mr. PJ and Sir JB ought to be pumped up for our Oct. 1st show as they will be attending a concert put on by the band Journey the night before. Backstage passes have been accessed and they will, more than likely, blend in perfectly well with the rest of the backstage groupies.
And that is the news for this wonderful evening, September 28th, 2005.

Playing the Red Devil Lounge was one of the funnest shows we have played so far. Thank all of you who made it out to show us love.
Anyways, there are some pics of the show (along with some from the Marin Brewing Co.) in the photo section of the website. Enjoy!

At the giants game. We party hard up in this Jesus peice. Buh came through with a last minute two sixer drop of the sweet Miller Lite (My Fave!!!!). I wish there was a rain delay...or extra innings? Then we could see billy take his pants off or tommy eat a table. I honestly think this is what Abner Doubleday had in mind when he invented the game.
Thank you for all that you do for us. If there is something we can do for you, like show you Dallas' naked body and the such, let us know.

It's my birthday today and I'm going to get sexy on myself. If you would like, I'll get sexy on you. My pants feel good.

Thanks for the good time you've given us the last few days. The Mystic show left us trying to keep up with you and the recording turned out sounding killer.
Tuesday at the Last Day Saloon went great as well. The DVD looks pro and the show will air later in the summer. We'll keep you posted. Thank you so much. I want to touch you.

I got drunk last night. I just wanted to thank vinny at the Russian River brewing company for topping off his beer vats with everclear.
I also want to thank that guy who was drunker than me that kept filling up my beer with his pitcher.
Hot lady, thanks for making out with me behind the dumpster.

Thanks to all you guys who came out on saturday to the Last Day Saloon. Thanks to you, we thought it was one of our best shows. We are seriously nothing without you guys...keep an eye out for pictures of the night that we'll be posting soon.

We got off of our asses and got a website.